What would you do if...?

A lovely little quat ate your banana squash and then pooped out a unicorn in the middle of your dining room and then the camel of deception came and left a little present in your mouth, and then you gradually accepted this gift, when you realize that you have been put on a brown poop flower and had it smother you in more SPLENDID gifts, and then you (accidentely) teleport yoursely in the middle of a cannibleism speech, held by cannibals?